another bullshit night in suck city

You ever hang out with someone and realize after multiple encounters that you really don;t like that person ? Like it takes you a few tries and you want to work it out cause you have mutual friends in common ? That's how I feel about "liz" [names have been changed to protect the innocent and the fuck ups].

I have known this girl since she came to school and I tried to be cool with her since she is like one of 20 minorities on campus (exaggeration but not by much). And I brought her into the fold of the "Anime Club" and over the years I took her to house parties and such so she could go out and drink. Cool older guy right? Nope!

In all these years she only invited me out to one house party. We get there and someone is Blackface dressed as Turk from Scrubs. Word? And oh, the keg is kicked and there is no liquor anywhere. Cool. I'm pissy but can;t blame anyone. Not her fault. Then she proceeds to drop hints about coming to my house.

I was like, I didn;t invite you. You didn;t even ask. You can;t invite yourself over. Then she's asking ME if I have have liquor at my house? First, no I don;t. Second, I'm not a store you can just drink from. But she didn;t even let it go. She goes on about how she knows I have some and I just don;t want to give her any. Well if I did, do something about it. With that attitude why should I ? So I just go home. Alone.

Last night. Haven;t hung out in a while. (See above incident). We're hanging out at a bar. I haven't gone out in a long time. I'm chilling. We all buy a few drinks, but after awile funds are getting lower for everyone. I'm about to get up and get one of the last ones......"can I borrow some money?" What? No.

I told her how much I make anyway. I'm always poor. For real. She has a job. And makes more than me I;m sure if not the same, part time. And she lives on campus. No expenses. Anyway, if you don;t have the funds stay home like I do, or sip on shit slowly. Then she goes on about how I love her and we're friends and that's why I should let her borrow some dough. Wtf.

And then she asks everyone else. Oh I'll pay you back tomorrow blah blah etc.
Mind you, the drinks she did get, she didn;t tip. I saw the shit. Didn;t even leave the change. Quarters. I'm sure the bartender would understand and appreciate the gesture.

FINALLY she gets the last 2 bucks from our friend and comes up to the bar with me. "What can I get with 2 dollars" A beer says the bartender. Anything hard alcohol? Uhhhh... no sorry. You sure? Uhhh yea. There's nothing in this establishment that I can get for 2 dollars that isn't beer ? etc. And so on. I'm just like, it's a full bar if he says that's it then that's it. Suck it up. You don;t like beer? Beggers and choosers. Sucks.
Then she asks me if she should give him the 2 bucks to make up for not tipping. I;m like well you didn;t tip but I don;t want to tell you what to do with that guy's money. She tips. I feel better.

Then I ask the bartender to make me something that is strong but tastey. He makes up some shenanigan and I come back to the table. Everyone wants to try it. Oh wait not just try it cause it's delicious in one sip. They want to drink some in turns. Wtf? "Carlos" fine I guess I owe you 5 bucks for not charging me for that keg party. (Even though now that I think about it...no one was charged like they should have been) So I buy another one.....he can have some. One other girl is trying to get over a break up.....she can have some....and she's hot....(pigish).

Liz.....why the fuck should you have some? And not helping, she was being a bitch trying to tell me and "Carlos" what to do and shit and being annoying. The other girl invited him to sleep over her house. He was like I don;t know, she keeps asking he's like fine. Liz says no.

Yo, who the fuck was talking to you ? Not even like that would be a bad idea for these reasons. Just no. Fuck what? He's not trying to fuck him. She already told us that night how she doesn;t consider him attractive. He doesn;t want to try anything. She was jealous. Cause I know if I invited her over my house (she'd prob ask for drinks) she'd run on over. I think that'd be a bad idea.

Her friend threw up when we went to her house and "liz" is like I think you guys should go so this girl can get some sleep. We're looking after her trying to clean up puke. Chill out. She's still awake. Jealous.

And that's why when she asked why I hadn't friended her on facebook I acted surprised.

That shit's never happening