Tuesday, September 8, 2009

You don;t expect this but...I read Twilight

Yea, I read it. You're not reading a mis-print. I read it (I have to read the epilogue) and I didn;t really like it.It's going around that Stephanie Meyers can write as well as J.K. Rowling. Twilight being as good as Harry Potter? I had to know. SO I borrowed the first book.

Let's go over the good points first before I rip this novel apart.

GOOD
I want to read the next book, New Moon. I can;t believe it either. I also want to watch the movie now. For some reason I want to know what happens next I think. I don;t know if it's a very good marketing program that has been drilling in my head that I NEED to read the next book to be cool. Or if I really do want to read more of Meyers' work. I am curious to see if the movie is anything like the book.

I can see why teens and pre-tees would want to read this. It has a pretty accurate mindset for a teenager. Kind of awkward, indecisive, easily emotional, etc. The general teenage mind. So I can see how teens can relate.

The author does do a good job of creating a very west coast atmosphere/feel. I felt coolder and gloomy throughout the whole book. I've never been to the Northwest of the country but I imagine this is how it would look.

Now, why do I hate this book and think it's over hyped ?

POOR
I think it could be better written to be so highly praised. Times best seller? Right. Skip the small spelling mistakes and the grammar/ occasional awkward sentence structure. The font is too big and the books could all be half the size they are. But those are small points. People will buy stuff for all kinds of reasons. Teens have heaps of disposable income. Hype usually begets more hype.

But the actual main characters aren't very interesting. Bella, the female lead is whiny, kind of flat, and too awe struck with infatuation to be realistic. Every other page she is swooning and sweating and going into chills at the mere thought of being near Edward, the male lead. She literally almost faints because he holds her.
This is a Victorian Era novel. It's hard to take a girl serious who can't breathe right everytime she sees, thinks, or hears the name of some kid...even before they speak.

The chemistry between the leads seems unfounded. They're heavy, heavy, love for each other seems to come out of nowhere. They're talking about loving each other forever half way through the book. What? She can't be away from him? She's deeply depressed from the thought of being away from him for a night? What did she do before meeting him? What?

Edward is a little abusive....He seems bipolar. He'll yell at her one moment and be smirking the next. I'm sure tons of teen relationships (and adult ones) are a bit of a rollercoaster and can seem a bit rocky. But not every time they meet. He is flipping out on her every time they meet because she asks one thing or he can;t read her on some emotional thing and then he'll be grabbing her and throwing her into cars or something. That's a  bit alarming.

I can;t believe that I'm being "that guy" and writing about this but it's been bugging me. I still have to read the epilogue and I guess watch the movie. But.....damn. The hype needs to relax. I was a little disappointed.

But at least the kids are reading right?
Even if they could do better.

Finalized


I am bad at making decisions.

This is evident all over my life. I like to deliberate and then make an informed decision I am satisfied. Ask most people who have known me for awhile. I am not easily satisfied.

But I;ve come up with a solution. Instead of going and making a separate blog for just comic book reviews and other nerdy endevours I'm just going to make the private stuff I put here privacy protected. If you really want to read the private stuff let me know and I guess I'll enable that. You'll have to leave me a comment though or something to let me know if you want "full" disclosure.

This is just a future precaution though...as only 2 people know about this blog....and I don;t think they make the time to read this thing.

So there. I reverse what I said in the last post. Take that.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

miss me??

There will be some restructuring of the blog hopefully in the near future. Which really just means I'll be making another blog and changing how I approach things on this one. I plan on making this strictly a private personal thing and making the other one more a review site....or something like that...

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Back From the Dead


I haven't posted in quite some time. I finally have found my password and I guess made some time to do some posting. I plan on posting more often than before. Hopefully weekly. Maybe more reviews and commenting. Less personal?

One never knows.

Things have changed in the form of living situations and personal crap.

Soooo...here's to a new year!
09' for your mind.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly ?



Rain Sun

Between Rain and sun
I got your seduction.
Between cold and warm
Your driving my emotion.
It is that love that I get
Always changes color.
It is that love that I get,
or if it is love.

Offering trnuras
nustro what I would argue.
Your eyes but tell me
that none of this is going to stay.
Again you off
looking for something away from me.
My being here on this soil.
Then you say you wanted to go back?
Tell me then where I am?

Rain - and I can not anymore.

(Art graciously presented by Audrey Kawasaki)

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Now playing: Les Babacools - Lluvia Sol
via FoxyTunes

Pies, ¿qué te necesito para cuando tengo alas para volar?





Lluvia Sol

Entre la Lluvia y el sol
me tienes con tu seduccion.
Entre frio y calor
manejas tu mi emocion.
Es que el amor que me das
siempe cambia de color.
Es que el amor que me das,
pues ni se si es amor.

Ofreciendome trnuras
lo nustro quisiera sostener.
Tus ojos pero me cuentan
que nada de esto va a permanecer.
De nuevo te apartas
buscando algo bien lejos de mi.
Mi ser esta aqui en el suelo.
Luego me dices que quisieras volver?
Dime pues donde estoy?

Lluvi - ya no puedo mas.

(Art graciously presented by Audrey Kawasaki)
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Now playing: Les Babacools - Lluvia Sol
via FoxyTunes

another bullshit night in suck city


You ever hang out with someone and realize after multiple encounters that you really don;t like that person ? Like it takes you a few tries and you want to work it out cause you have mutual friends in common ? That's how I feel about "liz" [names have been changed to protect the innocent and the fuck ups].

I have known this girl since she came to school and I tried to be cool with her since she is like one of 20 minorities on campus (exaggeration but not by much). And I brought her into the fold of the "Anime Club" and over the years I took her to house parties and such so she could go out and drink. Cool older guy right? Nope!

In all these years she only invited me out to one house party. We get there and someone is Blackface dressed as Turk from Scrubs. Word? And oh, the keg is kicked and there is no liquor anywhere. Cool. I'm pissy but can;t blame anyone. Not her fault. Then she proceeds to drop hints about coming to my house.

I was like, I didn;t invite you. You didn;t even ask. You can;t invite yourself over. Then she's asking ME if I have have liquor at my house? First, no I don;t. Second, I'm not a store you can just drink from. But she didn;t even let it go. She goes on about how she knows I have some and I just don;t want to give her any. Well if I did, do something about it. With that attitude why should I ? So I just go home. Alone.

Last night. Haven;t hung out in a while. (See above incident). We're hanging out at a bar. I haven't gone out in a long time. I'm chilling. We all buy a few drinks, but after awile funds are getting lower for everyone. I'm about to get up and get one of the last ones......"can I borrow some money?" What? No.

I told her how much I make anyway. I'm always poor. For real. She has a job. And makes more than me I;m sure if not the same, part time. And she lives on campus. No expenses. Anyway, if you don;t have the funds stay home like I do, or sip on shit slowly. Then she goes on about how I love her and we're friends and that's why I should let her borrow some dough. Wtf.

And then she asks everyone else. Oh I'll pay you back tomorrow blah blah etc.
Mind you, the drinks she did get, she didn;t tip. I saw the shit. Didn;t even leave the change. Quarters. I'm sure the bartender would understand and appreciate the gesture.

FINALLY she gets the last 2 bucks from our friend and comes up to the bar with me. "What can I get with 2 dollars" A beer says the bartender. Anything hard alcohol? Uhhhh... no sorry. You sure? Uhhh yea. There's nothing in this establishment that I can get for 2 dollars that isn't beer ? etc. And so on. I'm just like, it's a full bar if he says that's it then that's it. Suck it up. You don;t like beer? Beggers and choosers. Sucks.
Then she asks me if she should give him the 2 bucks to make up for not tipping. I;m like well you didn;t tip but I don;t want to tell you what to do with that guy's money. She tips. I feel better.

Then I ask the bartender to make me something that is strong but tastey. He makes up some shenanigan and I come back to the table. Everyone wants to try it. Oh wait not just try it cause it's delicious in one sip. They want to drink some in turns. Wtf? "Carlos" fine I guess I owe you 5 bucks for not charging me for that keg party. (Even though now that I think about it...no one was charged like they should have been) So I buy another one.....he can have some. One other girl is trying to get over a break up.....she can have some....and she's hot....(pigish).

Liz.....why the fuck should you have some? And not helping, she was being a bitch trying to tell me and "Carlos" what to do and shit and being annoying. The other girl invited him to sleep over her house. He was like I don;t know, she keeps asking he's like fine. Liz says no.

Yo, who the fuck was talking to you ? Not even like that would be a bad idea for these reasons. Just no. Fuck what? He's not trying to fuck him. She already told us that night how she doesn;t consider him attractive. He doesn;t want to try anything. She was jealous. Cause I know if I invited her over my house (she'd prob ask for drinks) she'd run on over. I think that'd be a bad idea.

Her friend threw up when we went to her house and "liz" is like I think you guys should go so this girl can get some sleep. We're looking after her trying to clean up puke. Chill out. She's still awake. Jealous.

And that's why when she asked why I hadn't friended her on facebook I acted surprised.

That shit's never happening